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		<title>How to: Swear like a Brit</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey yah bloody Yanks! You tired of titting about, looking like a right arsehole when cursing your mind. Well stop pissing into the wind and sod this print from Modern Toss. It may read like Chaucer, but it provides a handy guide to cursing like a Brit.


This slanguage is great and all (#94 &#8211; “Acting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Horny women try reviving withered wombs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:41:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Conventional wisdom tells us that men have sex on the brain from puberty until, roughly, death. Using somewhat more refined measurements, The Kinsey Institute reports that 54 percent of men think about sex every day, several times a day. This, they conclude, is true for only 19 per cent of women.
However, today science tells us [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 14:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wake up on the wrong  side of the bed? Surfing the crimson wave? Just saw M. Night Shyamalan’s  The Last  Airbender?  (yes, some of us still have high hopes that The Happening, The Lady in the Water, The Village, Signs, and Unbreakable were merely fluke  accidents).
From &#8220;nerf herder&#8221; to  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UK woman faces trial for ‘loud romps’</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 16:47:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you went to college, or high school for that matter, chances are you’ve been stuck in that awkward position of listing to others’ noises go bump in the, well&#8230;just about anywhere:
Porky\&#8217;s: Men\&#8217;s Locker Room
If you learned anything from this experience, you might try and abstain from putting others through a similar experience.
Or, you might [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Purple band-aids and silly things</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Princess and the Frog Disney band-aids cover many of my fingertips. It started last week. I bought them because they were purple and pretty. They conceal the ugliness underneath.
I do this when I’m overwhelmed: bite my nails until they’re a bloody mess. The state of my fingers has always mirrored my emotions.
“No bite,” Mark [...]]]></description>
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